tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74114558360838927042023-11-16T09:21:55.618-08:00Things People Say About Julian Assangecjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-86147933155494976832011-06-04T23:03:00.000-07:002011-06-04T23:03:28.910-07:00Julian Assange has No Soul!Recently, photographer David Bailey commented that he would have difficulty photographing Julian Assange because "<a href="http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/daily/110601-david-bailey-refuses-to-do-portrait.aspx">there's nothing in his eyes</a>". I imagine that by this Mr. Bailey means to suggest that there is nothing behind his eyes: no soul, as it were.<br />
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<b><u>My Comments</u></b>: How clever. I wish Mr. Bailey were a writer, and not wasting his considerable talent in metaphor and subtlety of expression with this photography hobby of his.<br />
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In addition to recommending that he hang onto his day job, I have a few other comments for Mr Bailey. First, it would seem to me that a photographer who is unable to bring his subject to life lacks some of the skills that are essential to being a portrait photographer. I suppose that he's covered this off by placing the blame on Assange for being a subject with nothing to offer but empty eye sockets, but that seems a little too simple to me. Second, it may be the case that if the subject is not responsive enough, that the photographer has failed to inspire or charm the subject. If the subject is bored, it won't result in a good portrait. In other words, maybe he thinks you're a stupid twat, and maybe that's why he's looking right through you. Finally , of course there's something in his eyes. It's blinding brilliance. Bow to it if you recognize it, Otherwise, move along.<br />
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By way of comparison, let me offer an example of someone who really does have nothing in his eyes, save for the reflection of fish scales:<br />
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Note that people have actually taken on the challenge of making Lamo look human. The below is the best they could do:<br />
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When your only option is to have this fool look out the window and pretend that he's staring wistfully out at the clouds in order to hide the fact that he's mentally MIA, you're doing yourself and everybody else a great disservice.<br />
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Time for some cornea cleansing..<br />
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You're welcome.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-89631394784744056102011-05-17T01:51:00.000-07:002011-05-18T21:54:41.941-07:00Julian Assange is a Bad Houseguest!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, serif;">By now, everyone has heard the sordid details of Julian's houseguestly transgressions. He (allegedly) eats all the available food in the place only to replace it (if he does replace it) with rotten fruit; he stays much longer than he's welcome to; he brings home all manner of stray women and has sex with them either in the next room, or on the same bed that the host/roommate is sleeping in (that is if he's not attempting to have sex with the host her/himself); he uses the host's computer and then wipes the hard drive blank; he's dirty, and he tortures pets. I would link to the actual evidence of these allegations, but the recreated versions are much more entertaining, and quite true to the original accounts. You can view a fun animation<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4cje6tLOc&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_499764"> here</a> and an annoying re-enactment<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSyIPvmpyok">here</a>. </span><br />
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</span></span></span>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-30765932467989097832011-03-03T10:22:00.000-08:002011-03-03T10:22:29.024-08:00Julian Assange has Become Un-sexy<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The word on the web is that while Julian may have been considered hot a few months ago, his sex appeal has slid downhill into the negative zone (i.e. women are paying to not have sex with him) since the police reports related to his alleged sexy-time crimes have been released. The evidence, however, indicates that the opposite may in fact be true. We have it on good authority that our man continues to receive email offers of sex (from lazy bitches who won't get up from their computer screens to go over to Ellingham and throw their undies over the hedge - not judging, just sayin'), and now we have the release of a <a href="http://yfrog.com/1nj74z">new and exciting video</a> that makes the request that's been on the tip of fangirl tongues the world over. Watch and enjoy!</span>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-31229304520523244382011-02-12T11:42:00.000-08:002011-02-12T11:43:43.113-08:00Julian Assange has Asperger's Syndrome<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">There's been a lot of speculation on the web about the possibility that Julian Assange may have Asperger's Syndrome. Aspects of his behaviour that support this "diagnosis" are (1) his reported social awkwardness and occasional ignorance of obvious social cues and (2) his obssession with computers, technology, justice, and crap like that.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">A.Qualitative impairment in social interaction, as manifested by at least two of the following:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(1) marked impairment in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; box-sizing: border-box;">facial</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">expression, body postures, and gestures to regulate social interaction</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(2) failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental level</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(3) a lack of spontaneous seeking to share enjoyment, interests, or achievements with other people (e.g., by a lack of showing, bringing, or pointing out objects of interest to other people)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(4) lack of social or emotional reciprocity</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">B.Restricted repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities, as manifested by at least one of the following:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(1) encompassing preoccupation with one or more stereotyped and restricted patterns of interest that is abnormal either in intensity or focus</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(2) apparently inflexible adherence to specific, nonfunctional routines or rituals</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(3) stereotyped and repetitive motor mannerisms (e.g., hand or finger flapping or twisting, or complex whole-body movements)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">(4) persistent preoccupation with parts of objects</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">C.The disturbance causes clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">D.There is no clinically significant general delay in language (e.g., single words used by age 2 years, communicative phrases used by age 3 years).</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">E.There is no clinically significant delay in cognitive development or in the development of age-appropriate self-help skills, adaptive behavior (other than in social interaction), and curiosity about the environment in childhood.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">F.Criteria are not met for another specific Pervasive Developmental Disorder or Schizophrenia</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"> </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Other than the scraps he's had with some of his former editor-partners and DDB (who is a rodent and doesn't really count), and the fact that he seems like sort of a d-bag in bed, I see no evidence that Julian is unable to engage appropriately with people. He stays completely focused on the person talking with him, maintains steady eye contact, and responds in a normal manner, except for the content of those responses, which is almost impossibly brilliant. He directs people's attention to things in an appropriate manner, in fact that's a large part of his interactions with the media and members of the public. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As to criterion (B) I haven't seen any reports of ritualistic, stereotyped behaviour. While he may have a preoccupation with computers, technology, and social justice, this is not the same thing as spending 12 hours a day making origami octopuses and ignoring everyone around you. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Clearly criterion (C) is not met, and (D), (E), and (F) are exclusion criteria. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A few people have commented that he has some sort of mild form of Asperger. I don't know if they know this, but the whole disorder is </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.dsm5.org/ProposedRevisions/Pages/proposedrevision.aspx?rid=97">about to get booted from the DSM</a> as a separate category, to be subsumed under Autism Spectrum Disorder, so saying that someone has a mild form of Asperger's is about to make even less sense than it originally did. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So from now on, instead of saying that he has some mild form of a mild form of autism, maybe we can just conclude that he's a pretty introverted person and that you're distracting him from his interactions with his own incredible mind with your idiotic blather (I'm talking to you, Keller). In summary, sometimes it's Asperger's, and sometimes the person just can't fucking stand you. </span><br />
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</span>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-58678726037228720482011-02-10T12:02:00.000-08:002011-02-10T13:17:43.808-08:00The Keller Files 1:3 Julian Assange is "Difficult"As we read in Bill Keller's <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/30/magazine/30Wikileaks-t.html?_r=4&hp">delicious piece of crime fiction, </a>Julian Assange is all sorts of hard to deal with. He's got a bad temper that flares up with no apparent provocation, he's overly sensitive to criticism (I assume that's what "thin skinned" means, but I don't normally use lay terminology in a piece that's going to be published on paper), and he cares little for the welfare of others. Similar sentiments have been expressed by the British newspaper the DisreGuardian (copyright @TauxFu, 2011), with which Assange has also fallen out. Sounds like our boy may not know how to work and play well with others!!<br />
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<strong>My assessment</strong>: <br />
I have two areas of commentary about this. The first is that Julian seems to reserve these behaviours for his interactions with people and organizations he believes have betrayed him. Clearly he doesn't do this all the time - sometimes betrayal is met <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krDjrK9IwPU">with nothing more than a dismissive response</a>. Given that betrayal involves little more than a few keystrokes or a quick visit to a police station in Sweden, it's surprising that there aren't more heads being kicked around by Julian's big boots. Ways to avoid being yelled out by Julian? Don't <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEO6rvqv-Xk&feature=related">stab him in the back</a>, don't<a href="http://rixstep.com/1/20110131,00.shtml"> tell the police that he can't get it up</a>, and don't<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/technology/tech-news/new-books-describe-storms-behind-wikileaks-scenes/article1894288/"> </a><a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/technology/tech-news/new-books-describe-storms-behind-wikileaks-scenes/article1894288/">try to make money off of his hard work</a>. Seems simple,yes?<br />
My second area of commentary pertains to how difficult it must be for <i>Julian</i> to deal with <i>these </i>people. I walk around most of the day with the word "IDIOT" sitting on the tip of my tongue. It's only with supreme self control that I can prevent this word from screaming out of my mouth like buckshot out of Sarah Palin's hunting rifle. Given that I don't have much inherent self control, you can imagine how much of a psychological strain this puts on me. So here is someone whose IQ is 30 points above mine at minimum. He spends most of his time suffering fools, and the rest of the time he's asleep. While he displays absolute calm, part of him must be dying to unleash a torrent of biting commentary that nobody else will understand. The reason he talks so slowly is probably because he constantly has to think about how he can dumb things down so that other people can make sense of it. I know that this makes me sound like a snobby bitch, but the truth is.. oh wait that is the truth. Anyway, let's be thankful that Julian is such a calm person overall, and is willing to share his thoughts and ideas with us. Thank you Julian. We love you!cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-12307716509673962512011-01-30T10:00:00.000-08:002011-01-30T10:00:46.403-08:00The Keller Files 1:2 Julian Assange is a Stateless Person<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Occasionally people try assert that Julian Assange is not only homeless, but stateless, like one of those people who lives in an airport because he can't enter the country in which the airport is located, and can't go back to where he came from . </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/30/magazine/30Wikileaks-t.html?_r=3&hp">Bill Keller's spy thriller</a> stops short of actually calling Assange a stateless person (because Keller is big on facts, and that is obviously not a fact), instead referring to him as "<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia", "serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">an eccentric former computer hacker of Australian birth and no fixed residence", and describing him as a "bag lady" and a "derelict". The end result is the same - leaving the reader with the impression that Assange is a person with no home and no country. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia", "serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But what could the point of this characterization be? Why spend so much time and sacrifice so many adjectives for the purpose of making certain that everyone understands that Julian Assange is a passport orphan??? </span></span></span><br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Georgia", "serif"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">hmmm... well... a great deal of Keller's piece <strike>of shit</strike> is about how not-Assangian Keller and his colleagues are, so maybe calling Assange "stateless" is intended to set up a contrast between a drifter who is unburdened by fealty to any state, and people who have a home that they love and are completely devoted to. </span></span></span></div><br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Keller, as it turns out, is Captain America as evidenced by the following: </span></span></div><ul><li><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> spews the right rhetoric (<span lang="EN-US"><em>" in Europe ...there is often a certain pleasure in seeing the last superpower taken down a peg"; "</em><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><em>We live and work in a city that has been tragically marked as a favorite terrorist target, and in the wake of 9/11 our journalists plunged into <span style="color: white;">the ruins to tell the story of what happened here"</span></em><span style="color: white;"> </span></span><span style="color: white;">), </span></span></span></span></span></li>
<li><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: white;">He parties with the right people (<em>he</em> <em>gleefully relates story about a party given by </em><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><em>Richard Holbrooke, the Obama administration’s special envoy to Afghanistan and Pakistan</em>), </span></span></span></span></span></li>
<li><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span lang="EN-US"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">He admires the approach taken by the Obama administration with respect to redacting the leaked documents, carefully detailing the cooperation between the NYT and the Obama administration in deciding what to release, and how best to ensure no one gets killed as a result of the leaks, all the while using language that evokes thoughts of a placid lake in the sunshine, the scent of baby powder, and music by John Tesh. </span></span></span></li>
<li><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span lang="EN-US"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He outs Assange as anti-American, and makes it clear that he does not approve of such things. </span></span></span></span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">All this leaves me wondering if Keller may have leadership aspirations beyond the NYT, having , as men like to say "shot his load" at that job. Maybe he'd like a nice diplomatic post somewhere pretty. He does, after all, know how diplomacy "works" now. Or maybe his aspirations are higher, and more OVAL!! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">In any case, Keller, just remember that while you're wrapping yourself in the flag, I can see right through it, and I see that your balls are shrinking, while my man Julian's grow ever larger. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">For now, I just want to touch on the description of Julian Assange as a malodorous street person. </span><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now let's imagine touching that lapel. It's the finest, lightest Italian wool - I can just feel it. I bet he smells of delicately scented moss with a hint of alderwood smoke</span>. <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">That is one fine, fine boy. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Later in the article, BK does discuss Assange's made-over look, saying that he now favors "fashionably skinny suits and ties". Kudos to Bill for being on top of trends in men's fashion, but how does he do this with the pressures of his job, and having to spend countless days and sleepless nights dealing with the tempestuous and petulant Assange? Let's look at a picture of Bill for some clues. </span></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>My Assessment:</strong> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pret-a-porter, Bill? Really??? The article in question</span> paints Assange as a difficult man-child who is riding the tide of his new-found fame onto a pedestal of Euro-cult worship, into the consciousness of the celebrity mind, and up women's vaginas. All of this may very well be true, but if and when he starts going to fashion shows, they WILL be couture. </span></div>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-48072891543266513022011-01-25T11:59:00.000-08:002011-01-25T12:41:17.901-08:00Julian Assange is Heath Ledger's Joker<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The question "What is motivating Julian Assange?" has been posted on Quora. There are a few useful responses, and then there is this.. </span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: black;"><em>Julian Assange's motivations remind me of "The Joker" in The Dark Knight, the classic Oscar-winning performance by the late Heath Ledger. Director Chris Nolan's interpretation of the Joker was to paint a portrait of a modern-day terrorist and agitator, someone who was nomadic, with no known relatives or residences. Nolan and Ledger's Joker was motivated by "sending a message" to authorities. It was not about money or fame. The Joker believed that everyone had "plans" and that when things went according to plan, even if they were horrific, nobody would care. However, if something when against the plan, such as the attempted assassination of the Gotham mayor in the movie, the public freaks out. It's chaos. It's dogs chasing cars. These leaks go way, way against the plans of authorities, and it provides very intense sunshine, and that freaks many people out. Nolan's and Ledger's Joker is an outlaw and is willing to break any law, no matter the cost, to introduce any bit of anarchy into the mix. The more and more I read about Assange, such as the New Yorker article from earlier this year, or this recent leak, or the upcoming corporate hit he's going to lay on Wall Street, the more it becomes apparent to me that what's motivating Assange is the same thing that motivated the Joker</em>:<em> they are both squarely focused on sending a strong message and disrupting the authorities' plans.</em></span></span><br />
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<div class="answer_content"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div><div class="answer_content"><strong><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">My comments: </span></strong></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="color: white;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hmm... usually when someone does a "Julian Assange as an archetype" sort of analysis, they call on references that go a little farther back than 2008. Like, normally one would expect to see some connections made to figures from mythology, some of the classics in literature, or even the work of Carl Jung. But okay, maybe you can be as insightful by referencing Dilbert as you can by exploring links between what is happening in the world now and the writings of Neitzche. </span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="color: white;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Still, the analogy is pretty much a thinly disguised piece of bullshit. Julian Assange is no anarchist. Anarchists don't sit still for interviews, they don't drink coffee from huge ceramic mugs while lounging on comfy sofas, they don't speak in calm voices, and they certainly never wear white, because anarchists are always dirty, and wearing white would just not be practical. In addition, someone as fine as Julian wold never and should never wear a balaclava as all anarchist must at some point do. </span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="color: white;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Further, the author claims to be talking about motivations, when he/she only ever addresses the behaviours of both the Joker and Assange. This is problematic because, although all non-reflexive, goal-directed behaviour can be said to have underlying motivations, behaviours and motivations are separate concepts. The one can not be inferred from the other - certainly not without some much more intimate knowledge of the person. It's also problematic because it's just not very in-depth or insightful. </span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div><div class="answer_content"><span style="color: white;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">In conclusion.. FAIL.</span></div>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-87870704762039806872011-01-25T00:51:00.000-08:002011-01-25T00:51:05.048-08:00Julian Assange is Dead<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In a twist on the "Julian Assange is in bed with the CIA" conspiracy theory, <a href="http://www.unfictional.com/julian-assange-is-dead-kidnapped-and-killed">a new theory</a> proposes that the US Government has control of the cables and is releasing the ones that put the USA in a good light and Iran in a bad light, opening the door for the US to take decisive military action against (read "bomb") Iran. The leaks about Iran have been interspersed with information about various other inconsequential matters to keep the sheeple from being suspicious. </span></div><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>My Comments:</strong> There are a lot of factual errors in the blog entry that details this theory. I should probably enumerate them here in the interest of educating the author, but that's not what I'm here for. What I'm here for is to play strip Scrabble with Julian Assange, and since that hasn't happened yet, I'm going to conclude that he's still alive. </span><br />
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So it is with this item. I've been sitting on this "thing people say about Julian Assange" for a while now, waiting for a time when I needed to reward myself by biting into something really juicy. That time has now come. <br /><br />Recently, some information has come to light about Julian Assange's unusual childhood. Key points:<br /><br />- Julian never knew his biological father <br /><br />- When he was an adolescent, Julian and his mother went into hiding in an attempt to escape from her abusive boyfriend, moving frequently from town-to-town and state-to-state (or province-to-province - whatever they've got down there in Oz)<br /><br />- During this time, Julian was frequently bullied and ostracized by his peers<br /><br />- When he was 13 or 14, his mother bought a computer for him, and the computer became his "only friend"<br /><br />All of this paints a picture of a lonely child at the margins of society - someone who couldn't help but grow increasingly resentful, increasingly marginalized, increasingly deviant, increasingly paranoid, and increasingly... dangerous...<br /><br />It's obvious that someone so brutally abused, shunned by society, and left to communicate with the world through nothing but combinations of zeros and ones would become evil, and eventually ... MANIACAL!!! And obviously his target would be the very paragon of power and captain-of-the-football-team-type popularity.. the United States of America!!<br /><br /><strong>My comments:</strong> <br /><br />** oh JesusChristDeepSigh..** <br /><br />Really, seriously.. how hard is it for people see that all they are doing is working backwards from the man they *think* they see to what effect they *think* his childhood had on him?? Let's count the problems with this:<br /><br />- We only know the most salient things about his childhood<br /><br />- We only know the things that were raised in court in an attempt to protect him from prosecution during his previous run-in with the law <br /><br />- The connection between this information and the behaviours of the man we see today are speculative at best, unless we have an insightful and deeply incisive and personal analysis from Assange himself <br /><br />- One could very easily argue that this history led him to be someone who is protective of others, and concerned with ensuring that vulnerable people have access to the information and resources that can help them protect themselves <br /><br />In summary, I'm no psychologist, but.. oh wait, yes I am.. <br /><br />In summary, no one can know how Julian Assange's childhood affected him except Julian Assange himself. So we all need to wait for him to disclose this, if he wants to do that. If he decides he doesn't, we all need to be just fine with that, because that information. <br /><br />is. <br /><br />and should be. <br /><br />private.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-78100127112099491682011-01-16T14:45:00.000-08:002011-01-17T11:11:32.211-08:00Julian Assange is Tintin<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBZCMRS6MmY">This video</a> gives evidence that Julian Assange might be the flesh-and-blood incarnation of the popular cartoon character, Tintin. To sum up:<br /><br />- They are both investigative journalists<br /><br />- Their work has been translated into many languages (I myself have read them in three!)<br /><br />- They both fight injustice world-wide<br /><br />- They both wind up in dangerous situations on a more-or-less ongoing basis<br /><br />- Neither appears to have a boss or a senior editor to whom they report<br /><br />- Tintin appears to have no coworkers, and Assange's are ghostly figures at best, except for the pretty woman with the curly hair and the comfy scarf, and the cute guy with the high hair and the glasses. I adore them both, but I'm not sure what their role is exactly.<br /><br />A side-by-side indicates some striking physical similarities..<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXWBHaZ7WiCKG-mdw0qOGDEqOPgtxMcugS88zRzXYfdClEhnsU0-0A6BDYWhrUBcS5ga4ohc9HuOMFdjFu8ZyW4UMaLyMwjsRIu6FdDYyA2WG-dI-aBgncsXHXFxJkZB3Rfk6vKc8x4Sxp/s1600/tinssange.png"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 216px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562922520653724930" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXWBHaZ7WiCKG-mdw0qOGDEqOPgtxMcugS88zRzXYfdClEhnsU0-0A6BDYWhrUBcS5ga4ohc9HuOMFdjFu8ZyW4UMaLyMwjsRIu6FdDYyA2WG-dI-aBgncsXHXFxJkZB3Rfk6vKc8x4Sxp/s400/tinssange.png" /></a><br /><br />Tintin is rarely seen at his at his own place. According to my sister, who is a Tintin expert, he does rent a room somewhere, but is normally seen at Marlinspike Hall, the home of his wealthy friend, Captain Haddock, or he is travelling. As we all know, Assange is currently being hosted by HIS wealthy friend, Vaughan Smith, at HIS home, Ellingham Hall, pictured on the left below. Marlinspike is on the right. <br /><p></p><p><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhahx3C9SchaK2wAm1CF37t2jzPbRAB0rulvRCaxbIJiRV_H_96npz1LI87UMig7ZSzidIZoBlNgdDLWkDiHqEW4ViexfQ7UcqOhnQa40TRi0rKClIO7sBaGGywCIrruyL8shWGlLRpMURW/s1600/marlinspike+ellingam.png"><img style="WIDTH: 458px; HEIGHT: 159px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562932625924312274" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhahx3C9SchaK2wAm1CF37t2jzPbRAB0rulvRCaxbIJiRV_H_96npz1LI87UMig7ZSzidIZoBlNgdDLWkDiHqEW4ViexfQ7UcqOhnQa40TRi0rKClIO7sBaGGywCIrruyL8shWGlLRpMURW/s400/marlinspike+ellingam.png" /></a><br /><br /><strong>My Assessment:</strong> I probably need to see my doctor to tweak my meds, because I think this might actually be true. It definitely makes more sense than him being an agent for the CIA or a crappy lover (come on, you don't believe that any more than I do) There are some problems though:<br /><br />- Haddock is an alcoholic, and while he does redeem himself at times, he usually gets the crew into more trouble than it was in before. Vaughan Smith seems quite a bit more stable, and has yet to be seen in public falling-down drunk. There is still time though.<br /><br />- Tintin never has girlfriends or lovers. I don't think I need to expand on this point.<br /><br />- Tintin has been to outerspace. <br /><br />- The cast of characters has yet to be fleshed out. We need a rotund female opera singer, an absent-minded Swiss physicist, and a fluffy little terrier. The parts of the bumbling detectives, Thompson and Thompson have of course been filled by Marianne Ny and Claes Borgström.<br /><br />- It's unclear how he would have leaped off the page and become a three-dimensional organism, but maybe the nice people who produced the movie "The Ring" can help out with that part.<br /><br />Overall, I think this one is a winner. Hopefully soon our hero will be able to go on his next adventure!<br /><br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiedcqHk9maRvXhm8bZwpRisll3f3_4s7b70zEhqsHHN9JbHMk4sPMv8LYz_D8Uoz7PuP8CQrrjMja0RZwhPkNj-aLd-sahfheyRcAZody4nsE0-L6ythGFV3Gbitr-R4GUAgDnkUddUvbx/s1600/tinssange2.png"><img style="WIDTH: 303px; HEIGHT: 348px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562941408802680050" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiedcqHk9maRvXhm8bZwpRisll3f3_4s7b70zEhqsHHN9JbHMk4sPMv8LYz_D8Uoz7PuP8CQrrjMja0RZwhPkNj-aLd-sahfheyRcAZody4nsE0-L6ythGFV3Gbitr-R4GUAgDnkUddUvbx/s400/tinssange2.png" /></a><br /></p>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-42488982458209604512011-01-15T11:38:00.001-08:002011-01-15T14:32:52.355-08:00Julian Assange is the World's Worst Lover!<span style="font-family:arial;">Wow! It must suck to be Julian Assange, with </span><a href="http://saltydroid.info/julian-assange-worlds-worst-screw/"><span style="font-family:arial;">this sort of thing </span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">being widely reported about your sexual skills. Yet, </span><a href="http://julian-assange-fanciers-guild.tumblr.com/"><span style="font-family:arial;">legions of women still want to fuck him</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">, so I guess it's not so bad after all. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>My comments:</strong> Hey, Salty Droid! Somebody's getting pussy, and it's not you. Wanna know who it is?? Here's a hint... </span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1t8uJeb5RjhqgXs2vS7rPizM6SvcBUV3-D0uYI9hgtfWlozIjxuWVXxOV-0CY8xKBAb4TzlgTiSOwpicx8IKqmTWWkn6_zEyBMfrBpvcVeEaFIR2RiEltPw78bTMaCksQJt05znBIaTG3/s1600/Project4.png"></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH_AB890YQ6CbdHmRsLJpde8KbyvjT17C2_j5cq-M-lp3hc307NEyTKmmkhI2D1hqxoqLMRsNCMRoATCP9QD9y_mbgmR8-UAcm33-bvxLXBDpEqFSO6mi45r7VQULMoKayCZEs16CglQIr/s1600/Project4.png"><img style="WIDTH: 492px; HEIGHT: 442px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562543650597787938" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH_AB890YQ6CbdHmRsLJpde8KbyvjT17C2_j5cq-M-lp3hc307NEyTKmmkhI2D1hqxoqLMRsNCMRoATCP9QD9y_mbgmR8-UAcm33-bvxLXBDpEqFSO6mi45r7VQULMoKayCZEs16CglQIr/s400/Project4.png" /></a>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-16132782267158103722011-01-15T11:19:00.001-08:002011-01-15T13:33:24.455-08:00Julian Assange Blinks Too Much!!<span style="font-family:arial;">Thanks to </span><a href="http://www.paulekman.com/"><span style="font-family:arial;">Paul Ekman</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">, everybody now thinks they can tell who's lying and who's not. Apparently it's just plain obvious that Julian Assange is lying, because he blinks a lot. </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8nE4BF-_lQ"><span style="font-family:arial;">Someone even made a video about it</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">.<br /><br />Some other comments on blogs/discussion boards:<br />"Anyone notice Assange constantly blinking and even scratching his ears? Tell signs for lying perhaps?" and "By all means ... get your body language expert ... because he does blink excessively and looks like a liar and fraud. In my line of work, I question a lot of frauds and there are red flags all over this guy in what he says and how he says it."<br /><br />Glory! Here's another opinion about the reason for the blinking:<br />"Watching his eyes blink frequently and seeing some of his facial twitches I get the feeling he was on the verge of tears. Maybe he didnt want his followers to see him break down and cry. He can dish it out but doesnt seem like he can take it."<br /><br /><strong>My Assessment:</strong> </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">*sigh**<br /><br />Eye blinking has been empirically linked to lying, but as far as I can tell this is only through anxiety (i.e. lying results in anxiety, which results in a higher rate of eye-blinking). Perhaps Julian is lying, and this is making him anxious, which results in higher rates of eye-blinking, but it could also be the case that he is just tense.<br /><br />Higher rates of eye-blinking are also used as a non-invasive measure of CNS <a href="http://www.dnalc.org/view/812-The-Dopamine-System.html">dopamine activity, </a>so you could make the case that his levels of dopamine are either consistently high or abnormally variable. There are a number of disorders that could cause this, but all of them have other symptoms. Depressed people who are sleep deprived have higher rates of eye-blinking, and it is assumed that sleep deprivation elevates their dopamine levels, and that this is how sleep deprivation works as an antidepressant. I read somewhere that JA was at one time hospitalized for depression, and it's possible that he may stiff suffer from bouts of depression or dysthymia. We also know that he takes very little sleep. It may be the case that he blinks a lot because he's a depressed person who is sleep deprived.<br /><br />Related to the above, he could also be taking a lot of cocaine and/or drinking a ton of Red Bull, which would effectively increase dopaminergic activity in his CNS, thereby resulting a high rate of eye-blinking, but I doubt he would appear so calm if this were the case.<br /><br />And, of course, his eyes might just be dry. The function of eye-blinking is to spread tears over the cornea, so dry eyes make you blink a lot. There are quite a number of environmental and medical conditions that can cause dry eyes.<br /><br /><strong>Summing up: </strong>Dude could be anxious, depressed and sleep deprived, addicted to coke and/or energy drinks, or suffering from a medical condition that causes dry eyes. It's certainly not as simple as "he blinks a lot, therefore he lies". In any case, everything he has said is independently verifiable, so instead of wasting time slowing down videos of him to count the eye blinks, maybe people could spend that time evaluating his claims by doing a little reading.<br /><br />Let's look at Julian Assange's soulful grey eyes for some clues: </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx_jFyUfnOiCD-Hq6ERlZnS39PlNkVNHiUjDoFx9UWS4vU4fz5Clt8oYhiDinqrINkFwxAqv0pijLDZNgammgmBWtcAFhfFDur22KOWPdgHYQZcb7jZ5Cz6_6lQuRu2junmnlVTWraK0Xs/s1600/assange+eyes.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;"><img style="WIDTH: 491px; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562522035511393778" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx_jFyUfnOiCD-Hq6ERlZnS39PlNkVNHiUjDoFx9UWS4vU4fz5Clt8oYhiDinqrINkFwxAqv0pijLDZNgammgmBWtcAFhfFDur22KOWPdgHYQZcb7jZ5Cz6_6lQuRu2junmnlVTWraK0Xs/s400/assange+eyes.jpg" /></span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><br />He can lie to me all he wants.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-62856025589099681082011-01-13T20:57:00.000-08:002011-01-13T21:49:42.759-08:00Julian Assange is Flamboyant<a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flamboyant">Merriam Webster</a> defines flamboyant as an adjective meaning (a) characterized by waving curves suggesting flames (b) marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.<br /><br />A Google image search on "flamboyant"turns up this:<br /><br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqt_7lkF57d02bjOzozVN6psX8yJu0xNsbr5BdEJKXX5iKBP_sB2_8pYyPcg-fN1OmRKhUevleueazEQ7sacWEAk9bHtM2rHKCG_6-ASQTKcrmsDbaKc0OfLbZ2TYh5WNrhzQ5S1yMR-uH/s1600/flamboyant.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 196px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561903188727338610" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqt_7lkF57d02bjOzozVN6psX8yJu0xNsbr5BdEJKXX5iKBP_sB2_8pYyPcg-fN1OmRKhUevleueazEQ7sacWEAk9bHtM2rHKCG_6-ASQTKcrmsDbaKc0OfLbZ2TYh5WNrhzQ5S1yMR-uH/s400/flamboyant.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br />And this is Julian Assange:<br /><br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8hwUUsMBuaGo4xsuJAZC_fSjNinh_ClT0dHXbhcFGWpAkndxg_BHzt5CIfljB5HM4Ldu59ybX-zT6LtP_puAQmn__rxpW966uuYXoDB0HxDPtCrSETcgOQU3qkS5vayCAxrxFQhgY5Hum/s1600/julian_assange_arrest%255B1%255D.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 281px; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561908369990599010" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8hwUUsMBuaGo4xsuJAZC_fSjNinh_ClT0dHXbhcFGWpAkndxg_BHzt5CIfljB5HM4Ldu59ybX-zT6LtP_puAQmn__rxpW966uuYXoDB0HxDPtCrSETcgOQU3qkS5vayCAxrxFQhgY5Hum/s400/julian_assange_arrest%255B1%255D.jpg" /></a><br /><br />He has white hair, he's as pale as an unused condom, and even his eyes are grey. Nobody ever needs to photoshop his images to grayscale because he exists as shades of gray. He speaks in a regular, measured tone that one could easily use in food preparation if an egg timer wasn't handy. The most "flamboyant" thing he's done is to fuck two chicks in the same week. And really, who hasn't done that?<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>My assessment: </strong>Someone needs to stop teaching the rednecks big words, because they go out and use them. It's not good for anyone.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-37073353739423332232011-01-12T21:00:00.000-08:002011-01-13T00:34:11.032-08:00Julian Assange is a lot smarter than Sarah Palin<span style="font-family:arial;">Julian Assange is impossibly intelligent. This point is not contestable. Let's take a look at the text of SP's recent post-Arizona-shooting video and see if we can say the same about her..<br /><br /><strong>Like millions of Americans I learned of the tragic events in Arizona on Saturday, and my heart broke for the innocent victims. No words can fill the hole left by the death of an innocent, but we do mourn for the victims’ families as we express our sympathy. I agree with the sentiments shared yesterday at the beautiful Catholic mass held in honor of the victims. The mass will hopefully help begin a healing process for the families touched by this tragedy and for our country.<br /></strong><br />Okay, nice opener. She's showing she's sad, similar to "millions of Americans", and that she's down with the Catholics, so she's accepting of other faiths. She's positioning herself among "the people". The second sentence has some syntax issues, but okay.<br /><br /><strong>Our exceptional nation, so vibrant with ideas and the passionate exchange and debate of ideas, is a light to the rest of the world.<br /></strong><br />America, I love you, but please. Please stop deluding yourself into thinking that the rest of the world looks to you as a guiding light. They look to SWEDEN. Well, before all this messy sex business, but never mind that - they still don't look to you the way you think they do.<br /><br /><strong>Congresswoman Giffords and her constituents were exercising their right to exchange ideas that day, to celebrate our Republic’s core values and peacefully assemble to petition our government. It’s inexcusable and incomprehensible why a single evil man took the lives of peaceful citizens that day.<br /></strong><br />Well, from what I understand, the shooter is a schizophrenic. You're not supposed to be able to understand his state of mind, and yes, you do have to excuse him, because he's mentally ill.<br /><br /><strong>There is a bittersweet irony that the strength of the American spirit shines brightest in times of tragedy. We saw that in Arizona. We saw the tenacity of those clinging to life, the compassion of those who kept the victims alive, and the heroism of those who overpowered a deranged gunman.<br /><br /></strong>This is a goddamn tautology. Of course strength exhibits itself in times of crisis. It's always going to be that way unless 100% of the people die, in which case there's no one left to talk about the strength and heroism. Anyone who survives will be "tenaciously clinging to life" (I mean what else is there to do?) and/or helping the other people. Again, this is something that is not exclusively American. Even non-human animals exhibit this type of behaviour, so in fact it's not "American" at all.<br /><br /><strong>Like many, I’ve spent the past few days reflecting on what happened and praying for guidance. After this shocking tragedy, I listened at first puzzled, then with concern, and now with sadness, to the irresponsible statements from people attempting to apportion blame for this terrible event. President Reagan said, “We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.”<br /></strong><br />Here's where some of that education that the elites have would have come in handy for ya. In school, you would have learned the word "context" and how things happen in a "context". You may have also heard the expression "X doesn't happen in a vacuum." Same idea.<br /><br /><strong>Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own. They begin and end with the criminals who commit them, not collectively with all the citizens of a state, not with those who listen to talk radio, not with maps of swing districts used by both sides of the aisle, not with law-abiding citizens who respectfully exercise their First Amendment rights at campaign rallies, not with those who proudly voted in the last election.<br /></strong><br />This is even more narrow than the previous statement. How anyone can say that criminal acts stand on their own is incomprehensible to me. Refer to the discussion of "context" above. The very fact that certain acts are considered criminal presupposes that there is a legal framework within which these acts are designated as criminal or not criminal (see Sweden's rape laws for an example).<br /><br /><strong>The last election was all about taking responsibility for our country’s future. President Obama and I may not agree on everything, but I know he would join me in affirming the health of our democratic process. Two years ago his party was victorious. Last November, the other party won. In both elections the will of the American people was heard, and the peaceful transition of power proved yet again the enduring strength of our Republic.<br /></strong><br />I think actually this is just the definition of an election as it would happen in any democracy.<br /><br /><strong>Vigorous and spirited public debates during elections are among our most cherished traditions. And after the election, we shake hands and get back to work, and often both sides find common ground back in D.C. and elsewhere. If you don’t like a person’s vision for the country, you’re free to debate that vision. If you don’t like their ideas, you’re free to propose better ideas. But, especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible.<br /><br /></strong>The phrase "blood libel" has been dealt with extensively elsewhere, so I won't address this here.<br /><br /><strong>There are those who claim political rhetoric is to blame for the despicable act of this deranged, apparently apolitical criminal. And they claim political debate has somehow gotten more heated just recently. But when was it less heated? Back in those “calm days” when political figures literally settled their differences with dueling pistols? In an ideal world all discourse would be civil and all disagreements cordial. But our Founding Fathers knew they weren’t designing a system for perfect men and women. If men and women were angels, there would be no need for government. Our Founders’ genius was to design a system that helped settle the inevitable conflicts caused by our imperfect passions in civil ways. So, we must condemn violence if our Republic is to endure.As I said while campaigning for others last March in Arizona during a very heated primary race, “We know violence isn’t the answer. When we ‘take up our arms’, we’re talking about our vote.” Yes, our debates are full of passion, but we settle our political differences respectfully at the ballot box – as we did just two months ago, and as our Republic enables us to do again in the next election, and the next. That’s who we are as Americans and how we were meant to be. Public discourse and debate isn’t a sign of crisis, but of our enduring strength. It is part of why America is exceptional.</strong><br /><br />America, I love you, but honestly you need to face the truth. There's no fucking Santa Claus, Barack Obama really was born in America, people evolved from lower animals, and what y'all do is not debate or discourse. It's just screaming. There's no content in what you're yelling. It's just the same phrases and words scrambled around and thrown out. The only people who make sense are the smart people, and their opinions are written off as the words of the "elites". You need to stop yelling, start looking at the way other countries talk about their issues, and start taking notes. And you need to acknowledge that the best people to run a country are the smart people - the people with the high IQ's and the education.<br /><br /><strong>No one should be deterred from speaking up and speaking out in peaceful dissent, and we certainly must not be deterred by those who embrace evil and call it good. And we will not be stopped from celebrating the greatness of our country and our foundational freedoms by those who mock its greatness by being intolerant of differing opinion and seeking to muzzle dissent with shrill cries of imagined insults. Just days before she was shot, Congresswoman Giffords read the First Amendment on the floor of the House. It was a beautiful moment and more than simply “symbolic,” as some claim, to have the Constitution read by our Congress. I am confident she knew that reading our sacred charter of liberty was more than just “symbolic.” But less than a week after Congresswoman Giffords reaffirmed our protected freedoms, another member of Congress announced that he would propose a law that would criminalize speech he found offensive.<br /><br /></strong>Way to pull it back to the woman you had in your crosshairs of civilized debate. Nice work.<br /><br /><strong>It is in the hour when our values are challenged that we must remain resolved to protect those values. Recall how the events of 9-11 challenged our values and we had to fight the tendency to trade our freedoms for perceived security. And so it is today.<br /><br /></strong>I think the freedoms may have lost out on that one. See "Department of Homeland Security", "David House", and "Jacob Appelbaum" for some examples.<br /><br /><strong>Let us honor those precious lives cut short in Tucson by praying for them and their families and by cherishing their memories. Let us pray for the full recovery of the wounded. And let us pray for our country. In times like this we need God’s guidance and the peace He provides. We need strength to not let the random acts of a criminal turn us against ourselves, or weaken our solid foundation, or provide a pretext to stifle debate. America must be stronger than the evil we saw displayed last week. We are better than the mindless finger-pointing we endured in the wake of the tragedy. We will come out of this stronger and more united in our desire to peacefully engage in the great debates of our time, to respectfully embrace our differences in a positive manner, and to unite in the knowledge that, though our ideas may be different, we must all strive for a better future for our country. May God bless America.<br /><br /></strong>And may whatever higher power there is (if such a thing exists) bless the countries of the world where the above does actually happen. And America too.<br /><br /><strong>My overall assessment:</strong> It would actually be difficult to construct a less nuanced argument than this. In addition to leaning excessively on the false dichotomy of individual vs collective responsibility (clearly what happened is a mix of the two), it's so peppered with rhetoric as to be a complete waste of everyone's time and cognitive energy. There is nothing real or genuine here, and nothing salvageable. I can't believe someone gets paid to write this crap.<br /></span><br /><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWtjMptAQSoAc3hyn55t8xXuF9uFCwaowVqeZFc-8GAmS2SaBY3VPldlzERC3QCOQCQKk74SUI45gVFymSabf68i0XA9dmz1inG0skwNXL-BQ3XAA_SjHRLdJWUTEltjePdFL1Sz1JJGFe/s1600/woman+is+brilliant.png"><img style="WIDTH: 621px; HEIGHT: 296px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561583570926234626" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWtjMptAQSoAc3hyn55t8xXuF9uFCwaowVqeZFc-8GAmS2SaBY3VPldlzERC3QCOQCQKk74SUI45gVFymSabf68i0XA9dmz1inG0skwNXL-BQ3XAA_SjHRLdJWUTEltjePdFL1Sz1JJGFe/s400/woman+is+brilliant.png" /></a> </p>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-53209955412699490612011-01-10T08:59:00.000-08:002011-01-10T10:53:16.825-08:00Julian Assange is in bed with the CIA (!?)Oh, Julian Assange - you DO get around don't you??<br /><br />There are many theories about Julian's involvement with the CIA.<span style="font-family:arial;"><a href="http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/01/03/wayne-madsen-sweden-co-opted-by-ciapentagon-to-launder-wikileaks-cables/"> This is but one example.<br /></a></span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Basically, the theories about Assange's relationship with the CIA center on the US government's supposed desire to tighten internet security and increase its own powers to invade the privacy of its citizens by allowing it to legally access information about those citizens' online activity. After the release of the </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zok8yMxXEwk"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Collateral Murder" video</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">, the USG decided to recruit Assange to assist with this end goal.<br /><br />Enter Karl Rove, who had been </span><a href="http://www.rove.com/articles/231"><span style="font-family:arial;">advising Sweden's Moderate Party </span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">, which is the center of the political alliance currently in control of the Swedish parliament.Rove suggests to the Swedes that Assange be invited to move at least part of his operations to Sweden, where Assange and his organization will benefit from protections offered to journalists and journalistic enterprises.<br /><br />Assange is then provided with the (relatively benign) diplomatic cables now being slowly released. Spurred on by the USG - The media makes much of the cables and the threat that their release purportedly poses to national security. Without researching the fine detail, the citizenry whips itself into a frenzy over the release of government secrets, and the USG has justification for an internet kill switch, the indiscriminate seizure of individual's laptops, the long-term detainment of people suspected to be involved, and so on.<br /><br /><strong>My comments:</strong> Jesus Christ. The more I read these conspiracy theories, the more synapses I lose. which explains why they all start to sound plausible to me after a while. The problem with all of them is that they all hinge on Assange being massively compensated for this act of betrayal to his avowed ideals, and/or secretly being an American sympathizer. In addition, he would also have to be an Oscar-calibre actor who is willing to risk his life for the cause. I guess time will tell if all this is true. If it is, Assange will suddenly, magically be released from custody, move to LA, start dating Paris Hilton, and sign up for the next season of Dancing with the Stars. I hope this happens - I love that show!!! Oh - I hope he gets partnered with Cheryl Burke. She's really good, and she knows how to dance with tall dudes.<br /></span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibdhHmRpEIVdUo4ft5T5_h-RTRGyo1MAw7ht7FQwzGvo6kpC5wIJzmCTU3AojxkewFJ15ah2GgVosldDYSbqBHpDh7ovOc2YaXYykWUuV3oJ5SC7PgpsaAiLspLOigeUvdUyW3wSyZjAmH/s1600/julian+dwts.png"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5560629382621415490" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibdhHmRpEIVdUo4ft5T5_h-RTRGyo1MAw7ht7FQwzGvo6kpC5wIJzmCTU3AojxkewFJ15ah2GgVosldDYSbqBHpDh7ovOc2YaXYykWUuV3oJ5SC7PgpsaAiLspLOigeUvdUyW3wSyZjAmH/s320/julian+dwts.png" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Save a horse, ride a hacktivist cowboy.<br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-5801134111917724292011-01-05T23:51:00.000-08:002011-01-09T00:06:02.644-08:00Julian Assange is in bed with the Chinese!Poor Julian Assange - is there anyone he's not in bed with?? Well.. me.. but I have nothing to offer, although I did just bake a nice pound cake that he'd certainly be welcome to.<br /><br />Someone has cooked up a <a href="http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread634926/pg1">conspiracy theory</a> that had Julian working alongside the Chinese to bring about the downfall of the US. Apparently all Wikileaks is is a front for the Intelligence arm of the Peoples Republic of China.<br /><br />Here is the gist of the theory:<br /><br />Wikileaks was started in China, by a group of Chinese dissidents. The Chinese government then recruited Assange to run the site (How it passed from the dissidents to the gov't is unclear in this theory). The Chinese now use Wikileaks as a front to attack the US. This way it looks like Wikileaks is acting on its own, but in fact Assange and his organization are working following the commands of an evil puppet-master. <br /><br /><strong>My comments: </strong> I'm not going to say anything negative about the person who concocted this theory, because I'm assuming he/she owns a gun.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-1694054922583327272011-01-04T22:13:00.000-08:002011-01-04T22:24:21.660-08:00Julian Assange is a Militant Lesbian?<span style="font-family:arial;">Wow, Julian Assange really knows his way around a sexual orientation! Half the planet thinks he's gay, the other half thinks he's some sort of sexual deviant, another half thinks he's the hottest piece of ass ever to stroke a key, and then there's this outlier who thinks he's a lesbian. Poor Julian must be exhausted with all this wild activity!! Here's the full text of what the person said: </span>"<a href="http://vnboards.ign.com/outpost/b22180/113933581/p1/"><span style="font-family:arial;">Between the haircut, the name, the vocation and the behavior, I really thought he was he was a militant lesbian until a couple of weeks after the Afghanistan documents were leaked." </span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>My comments:</strong> Please, talk to me some more. You amuse me. </span>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-79162854972497950142011-01-03T14:19:00.000-08:002011-01-03T16:46:34.979-08:00Julian Assange is Nuts (part 1 of many)I was originally going to write an entry about all the different ways in which people have described Julian Assange as mentally ill, but it's just too big a topic, so I'm splitting it up. I think it's cute when people pull out their textbooks from Intro Psych and try to make a diagnosis based on the incomplete and highly sensational information they get from the media, but I really am a psychologist, so I'm not going to do that. Instead I'm going to respond to what people have said and why it does or doesn't make sense.<br /><br />First up is a genius named John Ward. He writes a <a href="http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/">blog </a>in which he purports to deconstruct bullocks using evidence. In his <a href="http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/why-julian-assange-is-really-a-sweetie/">entry about Assange</a>, he does the usual "delving into X's childhood" thing that people like to do when they want to show that they're not just basing their analysis on bits of badly-sourced evidence, but instead are basing it on the solid foundation of X's entire life history.<br /><br />Here's some of the evidence John cites, and on which he bases his analysis:<br />Friends consistently talk of a man who needs “only five hours sleep”, who “is often bemused and energetic. He can concentrate intensely, in binges, but he is also the kind of person who will forget to reserve a plane ticket, or reserve a plane ticket and forget to pay for it, or pay for the ticket and forget to go to the airport….” “Julian can deal with incredibly little sleep, and a hell of a lot of chaos, but even he has his limits.”<br /><p>From this, our brilliant blogger concludes:<br />"You don’t have to be Freud to see these as classic symptoms of an obsessively manic personality."</p><p><strong>My response:<br /></strong>Well no, you don't have to be Freud, and if you were Freud, this isn't something you'd say. Freud would have been more interested in a cause for this behaviour - something that lies in Assange's subconscious, which nobody - not even Assange himself - has access to. Further, I don't know that he'd think this was all that odd. Plenty of people go through every work week on 5 hours of sleep a night, and intense concentration on something quite engrossing will probably lead you to forget other things. See the math department of your local university for other examples of this - those people never sleep, and they can't all be crazy.<br /><p>In conclusion, I don't have enough information to determine whether JA is crazy, but I can tell you that he's crazy sexy.<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPmmr-u3cTOYthIIgrFfnvboNTIGUankaluTFLKVHECamP-xm1CIx8MLzvA1KMi9Ht2iR0PkHO4JlLT2FgbiorzQMMJprbV9EGAsFdYqXNHikSr0BF3VBUS9lQlRARug4IyUjM_pU7CLrh/s1600/Project5.png"><img style="WIDTH: 268px; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558124643395871698" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPmmr-u3cTOYthIIgrFfnvboNTIGUankaluTFLKVHECamP-xm1CIx8MLzvA1KMi9Ht2iR0PkHO4JlLT2FgbiorzQMMJprbV9EGAsFdYqXNHikSr0BF3VBUS9lQlRARug4IyUjM_pU7CLrh/s400/Project5.png" /></a></p>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-55960982392181505792011-01-01T23:05:00.000-08:002011-01-02T00:14:25.541-08:00Julian Assange is ArrogantAt some point during the last US Presidential election, the rednecks looked up the word "arrogant" in a dictionary (a pocket one, no doubt), because they needed a word to describe Obama, and they needed that word to be sort of highbrow. Since then, the meaning of the word has been so badly degraded that it's come to be associated with anyone (on the left) who seems reasonably self-assured. People who hear that someone is "arrogant" then work backward to conclude that the target doesn't know what he/she is talking about. Following that, they decide that there is no point in actually listening to what the target says and making an independent conclusion about his/her arrogance or lack thereof.<br /><br />Does Julian Assange know what he's talking about? Is his steely resolve just an act that disguises a trembling, insecure little boy who's accidentally gotten himself mixed up in a huge mess and really just wants his teddy bear and some hot cocoa? Let's take a look at a picture of him. Maybe that will help us decide...<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4FfmSC7JKxvCQ712YeGwt1g_eLd_XA-FXg3pLJ2TAqnn1381Lp8Xz5THgnaXwACKyKLdcNkG-nuo8VdDFVIBmBvejeeuBCadybYjZBm6OD-QpqlkoEiq6nwjYpQ5lmK5LBG2Tsi9uJUZn/s1600/JulianAssangesNumerology.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 441px; HEIGHT: 253px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557496306293102418" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4FfmSC7JKxvCQ712YeGwt1g_eLd_XA-FXg3pLJ2TAqnn1381Lp8Xz5THgnaXwACKyKLdcNkG-nuo8VdDFVIBmBvejeeuBCadybYjZBm6OD-QpqlkoEiq6nwjYpQ5lmK5LBG2Tsi9uJUZn/s400/JulianAssangesNumerology.jpg" /></a><br /><br />I rest my fucking case... although maybe he'd still like some hot cocoa.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-3277631729749143392011-01-01T13:34:00.000-08:002011-01-01T17:09:07.533-08:00Julian Assange is Gay (??)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJvnOfd2IjEV73TvBXZQiFLziDWzaC8O8bMspsuAUZLTRKirAhh4Bkoiq5EUZVMtYUrDXYK8ahtHs6OHKln4ySL6CHAEg_sQaCgxM28Z-O_UvqUIz1SFlBAdgNcnew_K3dd_3IN0Fheu1O/s1600/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzJean-Harlow.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557340498454548114" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJvnOfd2IjEV73TvBXZQiFLziDWzaC8O8bMspsuAUZLTRKirAhh4Bkoiq5EUZVMtYUrDXYK8ahtHs6OHKln4ySL6CHAEg_sQaCgxM28Z-O_UvqUIz1SFlBAdgNcnew_K3dd_3IN0Fheu1O/s400/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzJean-Harlow.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;">Wow! I didn't even know this was a </span><a href="http://www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/Is-Julian-Assange-Gay/325374http://"><span style="font-family:arial;">rumor</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">, but I'm glad it's out there, because I need some more crazy shit to write about.<br /><br /></span><a href="http://thedamienzone.com/2010/12/07/julian-assange-is-gay/"><span style="font-family:arial;">A source close to the Assange family says that they can’t believe the rape charges because friends say that Julian is gay and has been openly gay to his family for years.</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br />Other people have also remarked that he's probably gay, and that that explains his connection to Bradley Manning, who is openly gay. Of course! How could I have missed this??? Obviously the entire thing is an intricate scheme, backed by an international network powerful of gays to bring about an end to DADT and/or pave the way for a gay president. Makes total sense. That must be why Elton John hasn't weighed in on this - he's probably in an underground bunker in Iceland manning the controls.<br /><br />I guess that puts a new spin on the rape charges (or not). Consensual sex with women doesn't seem like the sort of thing a gay boy does for fun, so maybe he did it because he hates women(?!?!) But he told the Sunday Times that he </span><a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/21/julian-assange-i-am-not-promiscuous-just-really-like-women/"><span style="font-family:arial;">"really likes women"! </span></a><span style="font-family:arial;">Maybe he meant "I just really like women TO GO SHOPPING WITH" but other than that he hates them?!?!? </span></div><div> </div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;">The only way to settle this for sure is to have sex with him myselfs. I can tell if the boy I'm engaged in sexy times with is gay. Experience.... trust. I will start working on this immediately. Wish me luck!!!</span></div>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-22611825340988183972010-12-31T13:02:00.000-08:002011-01-01T17:08:39.609-08:00Julian Assange is a Male WhoreRedundant. Next.<br /><br />Seriously though, I think the whole story has reinforced one thing for me, and that's that even very intelligent men cease to think with the head that's on their shoulders when pussy makes an appearance. Sadly, it doesn't work the other way around - dumb boys don't turn smart when the opportunity for sex presents itself. I speak from experience. Trust.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-52301230917294435252010-12-31T10:48:00.000-08:002011-01-04T22:33:53.976-08:00Julian Assange is Jesus<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDquAIFQN9ChY54x-bZWl8azYGtKMFXVOxTeF29N-YFpOT__R5fFmnPMYs6mLDgbNs9xo6cuapiChkigaJm69d9vvk92v2AujCIiNAs1P2s0WwQiZMXoLm2PJJJsqBQbzzyfqbaAOzunE7/s1600/_50350988_010808013-1%255B1%255D.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 372px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 285px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5556927910564232818" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDquAIFQN9ChY54x-bZWl8azYGtKMFXVOxTeF29N-YFpOT__R5fFmnPMYs6mLDgbNs9xo6cuapiChkigaJm69d9vvk92v2AujCIiNAs1P2s0WwQiZMXoLm2PJJJsqBQbzzyfqbaAOzunE7/s320/_50350988_010808013-1%255B1%255D.jpg" /></a><br />There are a <a href="http://best-laptopcomputer.com/is-julian-assange-jesus-christ-proof/">growing number </a>of people who believe that Julian Assange is literally Jesus Christ returned to earth.<br /><br /><br />Some of the evidence people have cited:<br /><br /><br /><ul><li>His prematurely white hair. Apparently Revelations says Christ will have hair as white as snow</li><br /><br /><li>The fact that, like Jesus, he defies the establishment </li><br /><br /><li>His calm demeanor, which has been described as "<a href="http://www.news.com.au/features/wikileaks/rap-news-creators-still-pinching-themselves-over-wikileaks-founder-julian-assanges-cameo/story-fn79cf6x-1225975146342">preternatural</a>", and which is clearly evident in every interview conducted with him. </li><br /><br /><li>One of the many anagrams for his name is JESUS AGNA NAIL. Agna is apparently a Greek work meaning holy or pure </li><br /><br /><li>The timing of his rise to prominence, coinciding as it does with the global financial crisis and the massive oils spill in the Gulf of Mexico. All this is said to signal the end of days, which is supposed to come sometime not long after Christ returns to earth. </li><br /><br /><li>His name starts with a J. </li><br /><br /><li>He's being persecuted by the powers that be - and also Sweden</li><br /><br /><li>He seeks to expose lies and corruption </li><br /><br /><li>A lot of people want him dead, hence there's a chance someone will kill him. </li><br /><br /><li>Women want him. but it's clear no one woman will ever be able to posses him. </li></ul><p><strong>My assessment:</strong> There's some compelling evidence in favor of this, but confirmation bias is playing a really big part in the evidence being presented. For example, the white hair part comes from a part of Revelations that also says Christ will show up wearing a floor-length robe with a gold sash around the chest. That hasn't happened. He's also supposed to have a voice like rushig waters or some such thing. I don't see that either. I guess we'll know more at the end of days. I'll be watching from my hot tub in hell. </p>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-2721466087380462182010-12-31T10:14:00.000-08:002011-01-04T22:31:03.494-08:00Julian Assange is a RapistTwo things to note:<br /><br />1. He hasn't been charged with any crime at all, and is only wanted for questioning.<br /><br />2. What he's accused of doing (condomless sex when sex with a condom was what was agreed upon) isn't considered rape in most developed countries, including the US.<br /><br />What's unfortunate about the speed of communication and the volume of available information these days is that nobody has time to attend to even gross detail - let along fine detail - and the discussion of pretty much everything gets circumscribed by the limitations of time and cognitive energy. In an environment where everyone has constant access to volumes of information, you can't get your words heard unless you can do it in 140 characters, in all caps, and while shouting inside your head. Everyone should behave responsibly, and research this stuff before they "react" and spread the misinformation even further. Otherwise we're all just Fox News in more dulcet tones.<br /><br />Here's a pic of Julian Assange.<br /><br /><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 306px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5556917373025113362" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtcY8l9gkeT8J9M7A_v-k22Ew9Tm7qI6KuUxdLWhWfCuDHEutuO3nNeA7kYmS5tmrC_jkY2PZ3oeGLLnHZ3jK-jrPQoexXQEVSfjSp6LGglaM0j3a8hVxE0xzSBLVT2YXgM5eXljjZgROU/s400/19629685-600x400%255B1%255D.jpg" /><br />I would have sex with him, and I'd do it right in those stacks - maybe in the section on Politics, because that's basically all about fucking with people anyways. I would not tell him to wear a condom, thereby avoiding any possibility that he might rape me in Sweden.cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7411455836083892704.post-48189192404988025412010-12-27T11:57:00.000-08:002011-01-01T17:09:59.774-08:00Julian Assange is Stupid<p align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">Fortunately you don't see this one too much, because it's obviously ludicrous. Here's a sample of some text in which one of these claims has been embedded: "</span><a href="http://www.arguewitheveryone.com/religion-philosophy/159312-wikileaks-mr-assange-secrets-stupidity-hipocrisy-openess-honesty.html"><span style="font-family:arial;">mr. assange, is stupid, hipocrite, and </a><a href="http://www.arguewitheveryone.com/religion-philosophy/159312-wikileaks-mr-assange-secrets-stupidity-hipocrisy-openess-honesty.html">a vic</a><a href="http://www.arguewitheveryone.com/religion-philosophy/159312-wikileaks-mr-assange-secrets-stupidity-hipocrisy-openess-honesty.html">tim of a role "playing god" behaviour".</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">I can't even make sense of this, in part because the spelling mistakes and awkward syntax have caused my brain to work less efficiently, and in part because it doesn't make any fucking sense. </span><br /></p><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><p align="left"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Anyone who believes this hasn't been exposed to Assange's ability to seamlessly connect disparate ideas, to draw on material from a variety of (ostensibly) unrelated academic disciplines in the arguments he presents, to simultaneously maintain a broad perspective and a narrow focus when he responds to questions, and to do it all in a way that is accessible to people who are much less intellectually gifted. That's a brilliant person. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-family:Arial;">This graphic should make all this fairly easy to grasp... </span><br /></p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD_2wKvQpSPfgFSA7tqV8eXNGHbiePzr-PAzn6yMlIkb4MqeZhGYRAUzh0exYyu4X-RQZmRbvE8ADwshAcJeIlgpXBLRi1JDpFF3V1eJp2QpCeBPAxv9YSHfoRG1X-TQiAsyegBjy4dCa7/s1600/Project4.png"><img style="WIDTH: 329px; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5555534771868648146" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD_2wKvQpSPfgFSA7tqV8eXNGHbiePzr-PAzn6yMlIkb4MqeZhGYRAUzh0exYyu4X-RQZmRbvE8ADwshAcJeIlgpXBLRi1JDpFF3V1eJp2QpCeBPAxv9YSHfoRG1X-TQiAsyegBjy4dCa7/s400/Project4.png" /></a></p>cjbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06988875180922074843noreply@blogger.com0