Julian Assange has Become Un-sexy

The word on the web is that while Julian may have been considered hot a few months ago, his sex appeal has slid downhill into the negative zone (i.e. women are paying to not have sex with him) since the police reports related to his alleged sexy-time crimes have been released. The evidence, however, indicates that the opposite may in fact be true. We have it on good authority that our man continues to receive email offers of sex (from lazy bitches who won't get up from their computer screens to go over to Ellingham and throw their undies over the hedge - not judging, just sayin'), and now we have the release of a new and exciting video that makes the request that's been on the tip of fangirl tongues the world over. Watch and enjoy!