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Sunday, December 26, 2010

Julian Assange is the Antichrist

I haven't taken a scientific poll, but I'm going to make an educated guess that the overlap between people who think Assange is the Antichrist and people who think Obama is the Antichrist looks something like this:

This is problematic because obviously there can be only one Antichrist. I looked into this further, and it turns out that someone has come up with a way around this! To quote this theological scholar:

" although i don't believe julian assange is the beast (or anti-christ) i do believe he could be the prophet that will give the beast it's thrown. too many things aren't in place yet israel hasn't become the super power it's supposed to, so the beast cannot sit on God's thrown and call himself God."

Well that solves that. Obama is the Antichrist and Assange is preparing the way for him to assume the "thrown" of God. I hope this clarifies things for you. Ur welcome.

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