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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Julian Assange is Flamboyant

Merriam Webster defines flamboyant as an adjective meaning (a) characterized by waving curves suggesting flames (b) marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.

A Google image search on "flamboyant"turns up this:

And this is Julian Assange:

He has white hair, he's as pale as an unused condom, and even his eyes are grey. Nobody ever needs to photoshop his images to grayscale because he exists as shades of gray. He speaks in a regular, measured tone that one could easily use in food preparation if an egg timer wasn't handy. The most "flamboyant" thing he's done is to fuck two chicks in the same week. And really, who hasn't done that?

My assessment: Someone needs to stop teaching the rednecks big words, because they go out and use them. It's not good for anyone.

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