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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Julian Assange is the World's Worst Lover!

Wow! It must suck to be Julian Assange, with this sort of thing being widely reported about your sexual skills. Yet, legions of women still want to fuck him, so I guess it's not so bad after all.

My comments: Hey, Salty Droid! Somebody's getting pussy, and it's not you. Wanna know who it is?? Here's a hint...


  1. Wow. I just fond your blog, and love it! What a gem:-) I will definitely follow you and spread the word on it, cjb.

  2. I like it.


    I have personal experience with ultra-high-IQ, very strong-minded, very attractive guys. Not a lot, but enough that, among other things, it has basically ruined me as far as fucking non-ultra-high-IQ, etc, dudes. But NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE NECESSARILY ANY GOOD IN BED! E.g. one had an extremely small penis, another was just ... weird (think "submissive with a spandex fetish"), etc. So I see no reason at all to assume that Julian is anything to write home about, sex-wise, and even find it conceivable (at the risk of offending) that J-Ass might be kind of, um, rapey, if not an actual perpetrator. Now I like a bit of rough now and then as much as the next person, but it has to be consensual? And guys who are extremely smart AND insanely hot have been known to have issues at times with a sense of entitlement, and with interpersonal respect? Just saying. None of which means that I wouldn't hit it, in the case of this particular nonstate actor. But if I learned anything, it's that *you never really know.* Cheers.

  3. I didn't say I did know. I haven't slept with the guy. Of course it's conceivable that he's "rapey" (although I think it's unlikely). It's also conceivable that you are, or that Bono is, or that Mother Theresa was. You never do know.

  4. Then again, if there are detailed (and, i.m.o., plausible) allegations of sexual assault from two different people against Bono, Mother Teresa, or me, I have yet to hear about them.

  5. I'd ride that til there was nothing left to leak from the hourglass. Just sayin.